A direct quote, "While living his nesting existence, the baby is the world's supreme egotist. He is an utterly selfish sprout of life, interested only in his own well-being." So very true! Little parasite...
And another, "Your condition will become readily apparent by the 5th month. If appearance is important in your work, you'll want to quit, or arrange to work from home after that." Oh, if only....
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Wasn't your condition apparent when you were hugging the toilet bowl in month 3?
Doesn't that book also say you should fashion your own maternity clothes with all the free time you have?
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